Saturday, January 30, 2016

magic

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. 

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." 

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband," said the wife. 

The fairy moved her magic stick and – abracadabra! – two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands. 


Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." 

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra! – the husband became 92 years old..

poisonous

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?

Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?

Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...